Breaking: Chimps and Xanax don't mix

This just in, if your chimp is about to freak out, do not, I repeat, do not feed it Xany bars. This "adorable" little primate was having a fit over wanting to go for a car ride, and in order ease his nerves the owner feed him the great American elixir, Benzos. Mauling ensued, primate stabbed and shot Rasputin style; all is well that ends well.

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